Three things I didn’t do in my past and how they might have turned out.

We all have them. Those opportunities which we wished we had taken that we never did for some reason or another. We all dream about what might have been.  What might have happened if I got onto that alien spacecraft? What might have happened if I didn’t wash my first Kindle in the washing machine? What if I had turned left at that stop sign at 3:44 p.m. last Monday instead of right? I don’t know. It’s fun to think how our most seemingly insignificant decisions affect the rest of the world. For instance, because I ate a bagel with cream cheese this morning eventually the United States will be overrun by machine gun wielding cows and their

An Oldie But Goody: My Girl

I've already had a new post today so in celebration of Valentine's Day and in case you missed it back in April of last year, I'm bringing back my most successful post from WKOBIB. Enjoy:


I think everyone has this image they have built in their heads of their perfect significant other. Right? I mean I'm not the only freak whose done this right? Well, I at the age of 19 I have done a ridiculously girly thing for your comedic enjoyment, and created this expansive list. So here is my 12 point, rigidly nonnegotiable list of what I am looking for in a significant other. Ok, so really only #1 and #12 are the only deal breakers (Don't scroll down to read #12 right now either because I know that's what you are doing...wait like everyone else). The others can be worked on. And if you know anyone ;) ....